World of Whorecraft Review
World of Whorecraft: My Analysis
Okay gang – it's Fetish Dude back in the review seat and today, I'm visiting a game by the name of World of Whorecraft. I'll let you know ahead of time – this is a parody release, and it's been around for quite a few years. Typing it out completely is also a pain in the ass, so I might call it WoW every now and again. Have you played World of Warcraft? Did you get horny when you did play it? Were you a serious raider? Well – whatever your answers are to these questions, it's time for you to learn all about World of Whorecraft and what it brings to the table for MMORPG fans that love to jerk off. Let's get stuck into the review and see if Blizzard is being given a run for their money by this studio!
First Thoughts on World of Whorecraft
You do need to download this game, and it's not exactly small – just over 15 GB in size. The good news is that it's currently free to play, and they do have some DLCs you can purchase if you want to support the team and see a bit more content. You can choose to play in a single player campaign mode or with other people – it's totally up to you what path you go down, but based on what I see from the forums, most people elect to game solo. This is probably because the game is a little more fleshed out in the single player experience, plus you won't have to pause your dungeon progression because someone in your LFG decided to start jerking off. Ever had that happen to you? Yeah, well it was probably me who was doing the jerking!
Once the game has been downloaded, you'll create your first character. There are 10 classes to pick from here – you also do have both alliances. I'm told that alliance choice is less of a big deal, and based on my 4 or so hours of gameplay – I'd have to agree with that. Anyway, I went with the warrior (I'm a dude, what else would you expect) and immediately started killing boars. The game's questing system is quick and convenient, plus they've got quite a lot of voice acting and cutscenes that you'll likely enjoy. Make no mistake about it: these cutscenes are incredibly teasing and fucking hot. You want to complete the quests, because almost all of the characters who give them are women and yeah – the cutscenes tease you in a way that's really quite awesome.
Combat in World of Whorecraft
The game's not that difficult, although there is a scale available if you want to make things tougher. There is a small benefit to greater difficulty too – the equipment you drop is better, and endgame bosses are more likely to provide you with more crafting resources. World of Whorecraft has done a stellar job overall with their crafting and loot system - the interfaces are modern and snazzy, plus it feels like you're playing an actual polished role playing game. You know what I think the best compliment is that I could give to this game? Even if you removed the sex and stuff from it, you'd still find pleasure here. I think that's incredibly rare for a porn game, but I genuinely think it's true when it comes to WoW. How have they managed to do that? Fetish Dude is incredibly impressed. These guys must have already worked on a non-adult game to be this damn good at what they're providing.
NPCs and Sex
There are various quest objectives, but in most instances, they involve combat. When you complete the quest, you'll either get a second quest or the ability to seduce the NPC in question. Seduction isn't guaranteed – it depends on your secondary traits and a few other things. What I will say about World of Whorecraft is that they've done a good job in making the sex here feel rewarding. The first few NPCs are relatively easy for you to fuck, but as you get deeper into the game – it's not so simple. You can also go into your sex log and replay any cutscene you want with any NPC – but that's only if you've successfully seduced them. Pretty damn awesome, right?
You have quite a few options in the sex simulator, including the ability to alter positions, speed and decide where you want to cum. Just like the quests themselves, there is voice over work here, and each NPC is unique in its sound and aesthetic. This is something that's relatively difficult to find in adult games, but they've done it here and it's fantastic to say the very least.
Downsides of WoW
What are the downsides when it comes to this WoW porn parody game? The multiplayer isn't that great – it's instanced and the difficulty isn't scaled at all well. I read on the forums that you basically one-hit all enemies until you get to the endgame dungeons, but there was praise for two raids: Joha's Revolt & Alderon's Gaze. Getting to level 60 seems to take quite some time, so I didn't get the chance to play these – but they looked good from the footage I found on the forums. Hell, they even had people on Discord to coordinate! The only other downside was that the download servers weren't too snappy. I capped out at 7 MB/s – which is fine, but my connection can go up to 12 MB/s, so that's clearly something wrong on their end.
World of Whorecraft: Worth it?
I'd say that WoW is one of the best porn parody titles I've come across. They've really nailed what it means to be a good fantasy game and honestly guys – these cutscenes are something else. I'm convinced that anyone who's played World of Warcraft will love this porn gaming parody. It's refreshing, the combat feels good and you're rewarded for doing well. Fetish Dude is giving this particular release his official seal of approval, so don't be afraid to head on over and play here. I think you're going to absolutely love what you find. Anyway – thanks for reading and I'll see you again soon. For now, go give this RPG porn game a go!