Grand Fuck Auto Review
Grand Fuck Auto: My Experience
What's up, horny gamers? Are you looking for a Grand Theft Auto parody game that's all about driving fast cars, fucking hot bitches and taking over town? Well, you're in luck: there's a new project by the name of Grand Fuck Auto on the market and for my money, it really doesn't get much better than this. I've looked far and wide for this style of game for far too long – now it's finally here, and I cannot wait to tell you all about it. With that in mind, I do want to offer you guys a complete, honest review – so let's get down to business and I'll tell you everything I can about Grand Fuck Auto!
Grand Fuck Auto: First Impressions
Signing up here is pretty quick and effortless – just provide a username and password and you're good to go. Note that Grand Fuck Auto can be played in the browser or you can alternatively download it to your PC. The browser version is capped at 30 FPS and 1080p, the downloaded option goes up to 4K and has no frame rate cap. As far as I understand it, the restrictions on the browser version are due to the constraints of the browsers themselves – not anything else. Is this something that they'll eventually be able to change? Probably not.
Grand Fuck Auto has a fantastic approach to access that I really appreciate: it's free to play, but there are a few advantages to their optional premium membership if you want to support the platform. It's $10 per month, but you can pay $60 in advance and get access for an entire year. The premium membership comes with early access to beta releases, a bunch of cosmetics in the game and a special DLC with a unique mission and character you can have sex with. Given that the base game has 25+ women to bang, I don't think missing out on one is really that big of a deal. Disagree? Well, go tell someone else, because Fetish Dude ain't listening!
The Gameplay Experience in GFA
Have you played Grand Theft Auto before? If so, you've got a pretty good idea already of how this game functions and what you can expect to find when inside. It's a lot of fun, and you're going to realize that GFA's approach to cars, guns and everything else is pretty level headed and enjoyable. The one thing I will say is that the default melee weapon is hilarious – it's a big black dildo. It's also incredibly powerful if you can get close to your enemies, so consider being a sneaky dildo assassin if that sounds like fun to you. The guaranteed critical strike when attaching from stealth really does make this a viable build path – there are some funny videos on the forums of the end bosses being beaten with the dildo of doom.
As you can probably imagine, there are a lot of cars and motorbikes throughout Grand Fuck Auto. Regardless of how you acquire a car, take it to a garage, pay the car's fee and you'll always be able to retrieve one from any garage in the game. Some of the best vehicles in the game can only be received from completing certain challenges – you cannot steal them. Although the fastest bike in the game is given to you by the first girl you'll fuck – Tammy – and yeah, it's awesome to spend all day riding around on that thing. I forgot it was a porn game at one point, that's how much fun I was having.
Quests on Grand Fuck Auto
Grand Fuck Auto quests are relatively simple: go here, do this, kill that person. Some quests require you to go through dialog options and answer questions – pay attention to your choices here, because you can fail missions in certain circumstances if you get the answers wrong. From what I can tell, GFA has 27 female NPCs that you're able to engage with erotically. When you first meet them, sex won't be available – but if you do the right thing, you'll soon have access to those sweet, sweet pussies. I appreciate that the team behind GFA has gone to excessive lengths to ensure that this platform is as convenient as possible to play at – they've got guides for each and every female character if you want to know exactly what you're supposed to be doing.
Graphics and More on GFA
This GTA sex parody game really looks quite decent – I'd say it's about the same level of graphics you'd get from GTA 4. Okay, it's not amazing, but the great thing is that the sex scenes are awesome, and those are done at a much higher quality than the rest of the content I've come across.
Note that each and every NPC you fuck can be visited – whenever you want – to have the same experience with them. The sex scenes have a few options attached, so there is a level of interaction that you'll be able to engage in. I appreciate this, and I wish more games did it. Ultimately, it's about giving gamers the choice, and if they want to come here and quickly jerk off to something they've already unlocked – surely that should be an option that's made available to them.
Final Words on Grand Fuck Auto
Okay: let's face the facts here. I love GFA, and I think any fan of GTA that wants a porn parody game is going to feel exactly the same way. The action is fun, the open world approach is solid and they've just basically dialed up the sexiness of the series. It's not difficult to see why so many positive reviews have been thrown at this project – Grand Fuck Auto is doing the lord's work, and I'm confident that if you're reading this right now, you'll love what you find. The best part is that it's also 100% free, so please give it a try and see for yourself. Anyway, that's enough writing from Fetish Dude – take care and I'll see you again in the not too distant future!