Game of Bones Review
Fetish Dude Plays Game of Bones
You've probably seen Game of Thrones before, right? Well, this is a game that's themed around the TV series, and let me tell you – it's completely filthy. If you've ever enjoyed the idea of fucking all of the main characters – and plenty of side characters too – in a video game, this is the ultimate project that you absolutely have to play. I've seen my fair share of parody destinations over the years and none of them even come close to what Game of Bones has to offer. I've played here for the better part of 5 hours and now, it's time for me to give you my wisdom on what I found. Ready to learn about this GoT porn parody game? Then let's get into it.
The Download Experience
So one thing I want to point out before going any deeper is that you can actually play the first part of Game of Bones online – straight through the browser. However, you will be prompted to download a local version of the game while it's running. The whole experience from start to finish is said to take about 10 hours if you just stick to the campaign, but the side quests and optional DLCs actually add dozens of hours of content on top of that. They cannot possibly stream that type of material, so you'll have to grab the files locally and then play the game from your PC. Oh, there is Mac support too, so if you're on an Apple device – no problem.
Anyway, when the game starts, you'll be given the chance to pick from one of five characters from the show or, alternatively, you can create your own. You are restricted to playing a male character, and the interactions you'll have with NPCs will all be straight – there are talks of there being a gay version and a women's version eventually, but the team at Game of Bones have said that it's not a big priority because the demand simply isn't there right now. Anyhow, Game of Bones allows you to pick from 8 different starting locations across the realm – it's up to you to decide how you want to approach the game, and different positions will result in different quests and NPCs that you'll initially interact with.
The Game of Bones Combat System
Combat here is relatively simple. You have 5 spells that you can utilize, as well as a melee attack. I managed to find a really good weapon from the very start and to be honest with you, clobbering anyone I didn't like with it was far more effective than throwing Fire Bolt or Winter's Breath. Maybe if you pick different starting characteristics it'll make you better at the spells, but I'm happy to bonk heads with my new axe, thank you very much.
After you kill an enemy, you'll be able to loot them. The loot in this game is mainly equipment, but you can also drop crafting resources and in some instances, love potions. Love potions can be used on any NPC and they'll raise your lust with them – the more lust you have, the more sexual experiences you have available. It's a pretty cool system and if you've ever played a dating simulator before, there's a good chance that you know exactly how this functions. I did read on the forums that it's an idea to save the love potions for later in the game though – allegedly, NPCs become harder to please through dialog, so you'll want to have them ready if you're looking for a quick fuck.
Game of Bones Graphics
Look: I've played a lot of games, both porn and non-porn, so I have a general understanding of what good graphics look like when it comes to video games. Would I say that Game of Bones is decent visually? Absolutely – in fact, I'd go so far as to say that it's impressive. They've really managed to capture what the environment is like in the TV show and the characters are true to what they're supposed to look like too. Anyone looking for a Game of Thrones parody porn game is going to feel exactly how I feel right now: pleased as punch that it feels like you're just playing through the goddamn TV show!
NPC Sexual Encounters
There are various NPCs that you'll be able to have sex with. If the achievement list is anything to go by, there are around 50 in total – each of which you'll have to charm and interest in a variety of ways. Love potions work on most of them, but many girls also like you talking to them in a certain way and bringing them a variety of items. You can buy these from markets, steal them from houses or loot them from slain enemies. It's up to you how you want to fuck your way to the Iron Throne.
Every single time you unlock a sex scene, it's added to a database that you can access via the main menu. This is a great feature because sometimes, you just want to nut and get on with your day, right? Well, Game of Bones gives you the ability to do exactly that. Replay any scene and get down to business – no need to replay through the game or anything like that. It's a small detail, but it just goes to show that the developers here really know what a Game of Thrones sex game parody should be.
Final Thoughts on Game of Bones
So I've said pretty much everything that I wanted to about Game of Bones – you can probably tell that I'm generally supportive of this project, and I'm looking forward to prompting my readers to go and check it out. GoT was sexy as fuck, and the fact that there's now a game themed around it – well, that's just the icing on the cake. Fetish Dude is more than happy to give this his official seal of approval, so if you're looking for a hot parody gaming project that's free, expansive and has really good graphics – well, look no further than right here. Game of Bones has you covered!