My trip to Fucd
I think it goes without saying that if you want to enjoy some of the best XXX material around, tube sites offer a fantastic value proposition to your average wanker. Because of this, Fetish Dude is going to go ahead in this review and talk all about a place by the name of Fucd. For those that don't know, I'm a pretty big deal in the business of reviewing adult spots. I've dedicated my entire life to it and yeah: I can't wait to check out Fucd so I can report back and give you my full thoughts and feelings on it. Anyway, let's stop beating around the bush – I want to tell you all about Fucd.
Initial security advisory on Fucd
Fetish Dude is committed to a free, open and most importantly, secure Internet. Because of this, I absolutely must mention that Fucd currently doesn't allow you to connect to their server through HTTPS. Instead, your connection is routed to HTTP, which means anyone between you and the server is able to see what data you're sending to and from the tube. While this isn't a problem in most situations, don't visit Fucd at work or on a network you're not in full control of: someone can easily see what you're getting up to. Additionally, if you decide to access Fucd in a country where porn is illegal, it might be blocked or worse, you could get into trouble – you have been warned! Okay, now let's get back to the site itself.
The homepage of Fucd
Fucd currently redirects through to a website called Porzo, but they're the exact same thing – I just think they changed the domain name for some reason. Anyway, on the homepage here, you're going to see a huge amount of categories and this is the primary way you're supposed to go hunting for content. I'm not opposed to this display system, mainly because Fucd does have the ability for you to hit links in the header to see popular or new videos if you so desire. Layouts for tubes are a personal preference thing, so I hope for your sake that you like how Fucd is set up. If not, you're going to be pretty butthurt – sorry about that.
The niches of Fucd
I'm not a huge fan of the genres here for a few reasons, but the main one is because some of them just don't make much sense to be where they are. For instance, the #1 niche here is 'real' – what the fuck does that mean? Is it just saying that it's not hentai or whatever? If so, dumb niche: you're so unlikely to find hentai on a tube unless you actively seek it. In addition, you've also got genres that can be combined together, such as mature, hot mom, mom and MILF. These don't need to be separated, so go ahead and combine them: it'll make my ability to jerk off just that little bit easier! Now one thing that I do like about Fucd is the ability for you to see just how many clips each section has and well, let's just say that Fucd has the numbers. To date, their database is sitting on 45 million videos – but it comes with a catch. More in the next paragraph.
Fucd structure: what the deal is
Okay, so you can access millions of videos here, but the reality of the situation is that you actually have zero to watch on Fucd. The reason for this is because instead of hosting their porn clips locally to get you whacking, it's all coming from other tube sites. Fucd works with the biggest players in the business, including the likes of xHamster, SpankWire, Beeg and BravoTube. When you do select a clip, you'll be taken through to the original location for it, on that third-party tube. There are pros and cons to this approach, with the most obvious benefit being that you can check out material from a heap of places all in one spot. As far as Fetish Dude is concerned, this is pretty damn cool. However, you may find that some clips indexed here are no longer available, so you could be left with your dick in your hand – that would suck, wouldn't it?
Trying out the Fucd search feature
I typed in a few random searches to get a feel for the results – overall, pretty damn good. Fucd didn't throw anything at me that was out of the question and it even has a little dropdown suggestion area when you start typing if you're unsure what to go for. After you actually go ahead and input your search, Fucd will provide you with lots of features so that you can sort and filter until your dick is completely satisfied. I'd highly recommend using the quality and popularity features here: it's going to make the ability for you to jerk off just that little bit more viable.
My only real complaint about the search is that sometimes, you'll get a bunch of repeat results. The reason for this owes to the fact that many tubes have the same video as all of the others, so don't be surprised if you get a lot of results which look the same – it's because they are. Maybe one day they'll find a way to fix this, but for now, it doesn't seem to be on the cards.
A conclusion on Fucd
Friends: I don't want to spend any more time writing about Fucd when it's pretty evident that this place has a good thing going. It's probably in your best interests to head on over and check it out for yourself: you'll soon see why Fetish Dude considers this to be a great spot for the average horny dude. I don't have much to complain about here and I think that the average surfer is going to be more than happy. Do me a favor: check out Fucd and if you don't cum within 30 minutes of being here, come back and tell me what your issues were. Sound like a deal? Hell, I'll even give you a refund! It's a Fetish Dude guarantee, even though Fucd is free … oh well.
Thanks for reading another professional analysis by Fucd. You've been great – now go masturbate!